The Angry POF Guy (Loads Of Fish). I have entirely forgotten relating to this spot

The Angry POF Guy (Loads Of Fish). I have entirely forgotten relating to this spot

A web log concerning the perils of getting a profile on “a great amount of Fish”

Sunday, June 19, 2016

I have totally forgotten about any of it spot

Well folks, i simply stumbled right right back on here and discovered We haven’t had a rant in over half per year. I am exceedingly busy and I also have not had time for POF and their shenanigans. I really checked down POF today, and do you know what? Same fucking, boring, tired-assed people are ALWAYS here. Gee, I wonder why? it’s like I never left. Therefore the exact same individuals who have there been the day i developed this web site are EVEN AROUND! Exactly what a surprise, huh? i do believe POF is such as for instance a right time capsule. An additional 40 years, once I’m in a medical house, pinching nurses asses, I’ll most likely can get on POF before my dementia kicks in but still begin to see the exact exact same sorry sacks on the website.

Unfortunately, i possibly couldn’t find also one interesting profile to trash. It had been like starting a 1980s period grocery store when their generic brands arrived in an ordinary white package with black colored letters. Bor-ing!

That knows when– or if– we return. I have demonstrably had more success meeting folks offline these days therefore I have actuallyn’t had much explanation to use POF once again.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

“I’m a posh chick”

Really fast rant for today, women.

I’m maybe maybe not the biggest sentence structure Nazi on the planet or any such thing, it is our tradition getting therefore beyond control with utilizing the incorrect terms (they are, here, and there and two, to, and too) that people are also making use of words which are not even that much alike?

(the best was an ex whom had written that she STEAL really loves me personally. I will be no fan of thieves. Another published she METAL really loves me personally. She actually is bracing herself or strengthening her resolve to love me personally? And both expressed words are very different from EVEN in pronounciation.)

Whatever the case, it appears that women can be now CHIC that is confusing with, like in, “We’m a very good stylish.”

CLASSY (pronounced SHEEK) mans trendy or trendy. CHICK is slang for women. You will be “trendy” you cannot be “a trendy.”

That is your sentence structure concept for today. You are ( not “your” or “yore”) welcome.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Desires to see balls but no D

Thursday, September 10, 2015

CREEPS AVOID before I mace ya ass!

Hey fellas, if you reside during my shitty section of the nation, I quickly discovered the “best” the Nasty ‘Nati is offering.

The nice news– she’s created her very own manufacturing business. I am uncertain exactly what it is comprised of, but hopefully this means she defintely won’t be looking at my wallet.

In the disadvantage, unless getting maced and shanked is the thing, we question your date that is first will all of that great. Not just will this bitch “mace ya ass,” she could even compose guide about any of it, too.

This, my visitors, is just why i am maybe perhaps maybe not dating again until we leave Ohio.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

A confession of kinds

Sunday, March 29, 2015

The lawn ain’t greener on the reverse side

I’m sure We haven’t been with us recently. Well, I have not been on POF in a few years and|time that is long it really is difficult to end up being the upset POF guy once I’m maybe perhaps maybe not planning to POF any more. I am 4 months POF-free. I ought to get some good sort of certification or token like AA. (i did so shortly try but We saw absolutely absolutely nothing bitching that is worth, simply the typical tired faces and golddiggers nevertheless dreaming about a sugar daddy.)

Some body advised other web web web sites, like MeetMe or Fetlife. Somebody guaranteed I would “get set” at Fetlife. This person will need to have underestimated the region of this nation we reside in; Cincinnati is a shitty town for dating, as finding a mate is evidently hard adequate to help make headlines. Hell, constant Beast provides Cincy a C score when it comes to singles right here, and I also believe that’s being substantial.

Well, I did check out a couple of other areas. Because it ends up, these other places suck just as much ass as POF. Possibly it is only online dating sites generally speaking that sucks or possibly simply because we reside in the ‘Nasty Nati.” Regardless of the full instance, it offers me personally something to rant about.

An account was made by me and also make a few fast buddies. Nonetheless, the dating scene there was just like flaky. We came across that one woman on MeetMe, a slightly heavyset gal (i am a chubby chaser, people therefore I’m maybe not complaining) whom described by herself as “sweet but somewhat opinionated.” Sweet like Saccharin, possibly? We reach speaking and she actually is whom implies we meet. We change figures but she never ever commits to a meet that is actual never calls. She stuck with random texts for a time. Finally we arranged a to meet, and i get stood up day. After she pulled this stunt a moment time, At long last asked her why we bother speaking after all. She responds she already eliminated my telephone number from her phone (yet continues to be magically in a position to send a few annoying texts afterword). Then, she extends right back on MeetMe and laments exactly how no guy appreciates her difficult it really is to locate a good guy, guys are jerks, etc. MeetMe/ similar to Mute Me, which can be the thing I revolved around her.

I do believe the social individuals of Fetlife are typical talk no action, at the very least going by the gal we met there. we chatted with one, and when once again exactly the same can not hold a discussion routine I see at POF. 2nd gal whom contacts me personally chats beside me, so we trade numbers. We chat for 30 days (we took a cross country journey and so I was gone for almost a month that is all until finally we meet.

She invites us to her destination, and now we view a film together, we have only a little heavy and hot but simply as things appear to be going well, she claims she’s maybe not really experiencing that well so asked me personally to go out of, and we never heard from her again. Just what a tease that is fucking!

VERDICT: Both web sites suck ass. It will be the exact same tired bullshit from POF. Lets face it– online dating in general is complete bullshit. You need to satisfy some body? Take to USA Intercourse Guide or slutty Reviews, because escorts are cheaper in the run that is long along with minimum it is possible to browse the reviews to see which people are legit. Fuck internet dating and if you should be offended by this, bang you too.

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